When Toilet Paper is Facing the Right Way By:Gabby Stiles
When Toilet Paper is facing the right way
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There are many unsaid rules in society about proper toilet paper etiquette. These are very easy rules to follow:
1. First of all, be sure that the toilet paper roll is present.
There are many unsaid rules in society about proper toilet paper etiquette. These are very easy rules to follow:
1. First of all, be sure that the toilet paper roll is present.
2. Don’t allow it to hang too close to the floor. Four squares dangling at most.
3.Finally the most important. Be sure that the toilet paper is faced in the correct direction. This means coming over the top of the roll, and not peeking out of from the back.
These rules are are some of the first things you learn as a kid. Of course along with your ABC’s and 123’s, but those aren’t quite as relevant as proper toilet paper protocol.
I mean let’s be honest people. Say you’re having a bad day and just want to take a simple bathroom break. You make your way there. You go inside. You go do your business. You look for the toilet paper rack. Then that’s when you see it! The toilet paper ever so gently placed over the top of the roll. Watching it come out like a wonderful waterfall of three perfectly shaped squares. Followed by a roll of smooth angelic white from the o’ great heavens above! Just for you.
No need to scramble underneath and dig for that torn up, half-square of toilet paper.
All that’s needed is a simple tug and tear. Then before you know it you’re on your way out.
AWESOME!
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These rules are are some of the first things you learn as a kid. Of course along with your ABC’s and 123’s, but those aren’t quite as relevant as proper toilet paper protocol.
I mean let’s be honest people. Say you’re having a bad day and just want to take a simple bathroom break. You make your way there. You go inside. You go do your business. You look for the toilet paper rack. Then that’s when you see it! The toilet paper ever so gently placed over the top of the roll. Watching it come out like a wonderful waterfall of three perfectly shaped squares. Followed by a roll of smooth angelic white from the o’ great heavens above! Just for you.
No need to scramble underneath and dig for that torn up, half-square of toilet paper.
All that’s needed is a simple tug and tear. Then before you know it you’re on your way out.
AWESOME!
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Nice. These "universal" truths and rules are always so relatable and enjoyable to know others do the same, tiny, maybe insignificant things but still puts a smile on your face.
ReplyDeletevery relatable yet funny
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed it all! I don't think I have proper toilet paper etiquette because I broke rule #2 already!
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